Bevan Clark

Bevan Clark

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How many birds can Amber Heard herd if Amber Heard heard she could herd birds?

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  • Nashville
  • Happiness
  • Weekend
  • Crash

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  • Mr. X

  • Snake Eyes: G.I. Joe Origins

    ★★

  • Mauvais Sang

    ★★½

  • Welcome to Chechnya

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  • Violation

    Violation

    ★★★

    Me watching a wolf devour a rabbit- “That is symbolism!”

    Me watching a spider trapped in a glass- “That is symbolism!”

    Me watching a huge boner- “That is a huge boner!”

  • Shook

    Shook

    This is the perfect film to watch while scrolling through social media on your iPhone. Because the film’s main character spends just as much screen time scrolling through social media on her iPhone and this film is undeserving of your attention. Its as hollow and vapid as the Instagram influencers at the start of the movie. 

    It was nice to hear the Chromatics playing over the opening credits though. So one star for that.

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  • Mr. X

    Mr. X

    Filmmaker Leos Carax is an enigmatic genius cause all the talking heads in this documentary say so but seeing as it’s the talented likes of Neil Hannon and Kylie Minogue singing his praises, I’ll take their word for it. It’s a bit hard for me to judge this since I have only seen a couple of Carax’s films so I don’t have a very well rounded view on his body of work. That said, this doco does address Lovers On…

  • Snake Eyes: G.I. Joe Origins

    Snake Eyes: G.I. Joe Origins

    ★★

    I don’t know if anyone noticed in the trailer for G.I Joe: Snake Eyes, one character drops the line; “Call me Storm Shadow” like it’s a grand reveal and we all know who this iconic instantly recognisable character is. I have no fucking clue who he is but that scene comes right at the end of this movie as bait for a sequel. I won’t be watching the sequel. Henry Golding went on Jimmy Kimmel with his action figure and…

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  • Mauvais Sang

    Mauvais Sang

    ★★½

    This is one of those films where you’ll have an easier time grasping the plot by reading the synopsis on the back of the DVD case than by watching the actual film itself. But then, aren’t all films by Leos Carax like that? I still have no fucking clue what Pola X was all about. 

    This was made during the Cinema Du Look period of French cinema and while this is stylish as hell and Denis Lavant looks like a…

  • Escape Room: Tournament of Champions

    Escape Room: Tournament of Champions

    ★★★

    Not since Basic Instinct 2 have I eagerly anticipated a sequel no one else seems to care for. Big fan of the first Escape Room and the elaborate set pieces are here again in the second one. The premise is less intriguing by now, I think we know where the plots going 5 minutes before it gets there but it’s not the first movie to be predictable. For example, we’ve been teased in both movies now that one of the two…