Monster Hunter

Monster Hunter

A true work of garbage. A bombardment of CGI and loud noises that never takes a second to catch its breath. Ron Perlman sports a ridiculous Fabio wig and Milla Jovovich gets to wear leftover costumes from her Joan Of Arc movie. 

At least the titular monsters look freaking cool. Especially the lobster spider hybrids which gives me an uneasy feeling this films director won’t rest until he remakes Starship Troopers

Lastly, Milla Jovovich and Tony Jaa. If I wanted to see zero chemistry, I’d look at my tenth grade report card.

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