Lauren K.

Lauren K.

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Film Programmer & Stallone Enthusiast. You know that movie you love? I probably think it's fine.

Favorite films

  • Rhinestone
  • Cobra
  • Cop Land
  • First Blood

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  • The Addams Family

    ★★★★

  • Wrong Turn

    ★★★★

  • The Medium

    ★★★★½

  • Halloween Kills

    ★★

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  • Titane

    Titane

    Beginning:
    "I don't know what the fuck is going on, but I'm into it."

    Middle:
    "I don't know what the fuck is going, but I don't like it."

    Ending:
    "Thanks, I hated it."
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    What a missed opportunity. And I like grotesque body horror. But this was like a bunch of movies in one with almost no follow-through on any of them. A lot of missing pieces, IMO. If I really think about it, it's probably the worst movie I've seen all year.

  • Halloween Kills

    Halloween Kills

    ★★

    Really fun, gory kills (when they happen), but the townsfolk were fucking idiots & I was rooting for Michael. A lot of stupid decisions were made by everyone. This did not feel like an up-to-par (script- or budget-wise) sequel & JLC was criminally underutilized. Last few seconds bummed me out though, so well done there. But much of the film was...kinda boring. (Sorry... 😬)

    I've never been a HALLOWEEN franchise stan, so take my review with a large grain of salt.

    (...but are we just going with Michael-as-Jason now? Is he a revenant?)