single white femalien

single white femalien

I am not sequenced to respond to the demands of waste material. im stupid i have bad taste and i fully believe in murder!

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  • Children of the Corn

    Children of the Corn

    im pretty sure this is one of the first horror moveys i ever watched on purpose through my own free will and personal choice. maybe it's why i love really dumb stuff, probably not, a little too complex and fruitless an undertaking to truly map out the contours of why i like the dumb shit i like and it's not like "dumb shit" hasn't shifted and evolved over the years, and it's also not like this got lodged in my…

  • Rythmetic

    Rythmetic

    frankly to be frank i do not care for math

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  • Blair Witch

    Blair Witch

    ★★½

    im not sure if it would do anything to improve anyone's chances of survival but regardless i feel like someone really ought to apologize to Ms. Blair Witch. she was tortured to death by shitty colonists and now all she wants to do is live her death peacefully in her fixer upper in the middle of the woods and meddling kids won't leave her alone!! im sorry blair witch. i love and respect you. i won't bother u.

  • Lights Out

    Lights Out

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    so like, just imagine that your mental illness can physically manifest as a horrific monster that hides in the shadows waiting to kill your loved ones and the only way to stop your mental illness (monster) from terrorizing them is to kill yourself

    that's what this movie is about

    what a piece of shit