Spider-Man ★★★

my arch-nemesis frames janco sees tobey maguire and kristen dunst holding hands in the hospital room after tobey "spider-boy" maguire's elderly aunt may just got blown up in a explosion and goes home to tell his clearly psychotic dad who he just caught maniacally laughing all by himself cuz he thought he was home alone that he caught MJ cheating on him. man and woman must never touch whilst the woman is owned by another man... tsk tsk, spider-boy... u should know better...

this movie's fun tho