Favorite films

  • The Empire Strikes Back
  • TRON: Legacy
  • The Matrix
  • The Apartment

Recent activity

  • Shadow in the Cloud


  • Dexter: New Blood


  • Weathering with You


  • Babes In Toyland

Recent reviews

  • Shadow in the Cloud

    Shadow in the Cloud



    Not as terrible as I expected being a HDTGM movie. I actually really like the stylization of it and how it’s kind of batshit insane from the get go. Gets a little worse as it goes on, but it was fun. 

    Love the synthy score, would fit it in well with just about about any modern throwback-horror movie, but I don’t think it fit this movie at all.

    - I just found out Max Landis at one point worked on this script. So I needed to add the obligatory “fuck Max Landis.”

  • Dexter: New Blood

    Dexter: New Blood


    A great reintroduction with another disappointing conclusion.

Popular reviews

  • Smart House

    Smart House

    I remember when I was a teenager watching boy band music videos on my wall-sized tv with my two ethnic friends that don't speak and we break out in a choreographed dance before my A.I.-enabled house invites girls over to make me happy. Man, the 90's sure were great.

  • Drunk Parents

    Drunk Parents

    Were the actors drunk?

    Were the writers drunk?

    Were the people who agreed to make this drunk?

    Am I drunk?

    Are you drunk?

    Who's drunk here?

    What is happening?!