Just a pretentious, nocturnal and depressed piece-of-shit.

Favorite films

  • Dog Soldiers
  • Network
  • Leave No Trace
  • Promising Young Woman

Recent activity

  • With Open Arms

  • She's All That


  • Cowboys & Aliens


  • Boss Level


Recent reviews

  • With Open Arms

    With Open Arms

    Oh, yes. Give me french movies.
    But take out all the smoking. And all the vibes.
    And now cover up all the sex, but keep bringing it up in a misogynist way.
    What do we have left from the french? Racism? Yes, and now turn it up to 11.

  • She's All That

    She's All That


    Absolute banger. Loved the way thaat they had professional dancers on set and yet Matthew Lillard stole the fucking show.
    Also I'm now calling my pals "Compadre con Queso" for life.

Popular reviews

  • The Long Goodbye

    The Long Goodbye


    Widely chaotic. Fun. And a good ride of a movie. Felt some really erly brit-crime vibes and some neo-noir in there. Fun mix.

  • Breathless



    You know when a movie is clearly a short made into a a feature film?
    Well this was a cigarette comercial made into a film. And it made want to start smoking.

    The Criterion Challenge 2021 | Thecinzentu Edition (Week 3)