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  • Confessions of a Shopaholic

    Confessions of a Shopaholic

    A purse gets a boner in this movie

  • The Rocky Horror Picture Show

    The Rocky Horror Picture Show

    ★★★★½

    Giant gay alien orgy mansion sounds like a preettty good place to be stuck right about now?? 2021 goals honestly

    We don't talk enough about how this movie invented the vaporwave aeshetic

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  • Kirikou and the Sorceress

    Kirikou and the Sorceress

    ★★★★

    Tiny baby accomplishes more in less than a week of being alive than I have in almost 27 years

  • Alien³

    Alien³

    ★★★★

    When the 20th Century Fox theme held that second to last note a little too long, I was somehow compelled to shout “HOT!!!” Because oh my god it really is

    I’ve liked each of these movies slightly less than the one before but they all still make me swoon so hard and fast! I love how immediately this destroys the hard-won catharsis of Aliens by making us ask ourselves if Ripley’s continued survival is not a gift, but a curse.…