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  • Licorice Pizza

    ★★★★½

  • My Blueberry Nights

    ★★★

  • Chungking Express

    ★★★★½

  • Mo' Better Blues

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  • The Love Witch

    The Love Witch

    ★★★★½

    Watched this with my girlfriend after we both boofed some ketamine and 100% recommend that viewing experience specifically. Every shot is so lush and just saturated with technicolor pastiche it feels like a full-body orgasm while eating a rose-flavored sponge cake. I wanna dock it a star for how bio-essentialist it clearly is in earnest but damn if that bitch didn’t commit to a remarkable vision. Bet it would be just as good on molly


    Almost as good as the…

  • The Handmaiden

    The Handmaiden

    ★★★★★

    Imagine being the kind of dumb little bitch who is put off by how horny this movie is. Imagine being the kind of dumb little bitch who is unhappy drowning in these waves of eroticism. The kind of dumb little bitch who sees all these impeccable sex scenes that are really fucking hot and viscerally illustrate a character's internal world, and then writing reviews talking out your ass bout how it's ~the male gaze~.

    Not me. I'm the kind of dumb little bitch who lives for this shit.


    [Park Chan-wook ranked]

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  • Licorice Pizza

    Licorice Pizza

    ★★★★½

    Man, I factually always do love a film set in LA, even if it is in the Valley.

    Anyway when Jon Peters said “I love tail more than anything. It is going to kill me”, I felt represented.

  • My Blueberry Nights

    My Blueberry Nights

    ★★★

    This year I’ve thought a lot about the phenomenon of much beloved Asian directors coming west to shoot a Hollywood film. It’s all the more difficult if feeling is the currency you’re trading in rather than action and this, while charming enough, definitely makes clear the follies that can come with that transfer of emotion, themes, and style to a backdrop that doesn’t entirely suit it. I mean the food, the wanderlust, the fixated yearning, and the beautiful saturation are…

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  • The Birdcage

    The Birdcage

    ★★★★★

    Can’t believe I’ve been an out homosexual for 14 years and I’d never watched The Birdcage in full until now. This coming to god moment is made all the better in that I’ve finally arrived to it as a diehard Elaine May fan, and this script is so exquisitely her. Though a remake of a Franco-Italian classic, May’s dialogue, the direction of her old comedy partner Mike Nichols, and all-around astounding performance from its ensemble make it maybe one of the…

  • The Umbrellas of Cherbourg

    The Umbrellas of Cherbourg

    ★★★★★

    Devastated me a bit more than I expected. Every day life and all the little choices we’re forced to make that go against our romantic ideals…it is all just too heartbreaking