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  • Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me
  • Blackhat
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  • To Sleep So as to Dream

    ★★★★

  • Don't Let the Riverbeast Get You!

    ★★★★

  • Perfect Blue

    ★★★★

  • The King of Comedy

    ★★★★★

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  • To Sleep So as to Dream

    To Sleep So as to Dream

    ★★★★

    MOVIE - THE ETERNAL MYSTERY

    a loving, postmodern 80s throwback to 50s japanese noir featuring two detectives who find themselves lost in a surreal silent era mystery (complete with gimmicky formal devices straight out of the 20s), searching for a missing kidnapped girl who may actually be the ghost of an aging actress trapped inside an old, unfinished samurai movie. material is maybe a tad on the too cute side but the stylish execution is really effective and cathartic. hayashi…

  • Don't Let the Riverbeast Get You!

    Don't Let the Riverbeast Get You!

    ★★★★

    "i'm a vagabond. i don't stay in one place for very long. i get itchy feet."
    "just put kitty litter on them!"

    i would protect all the picnic babes from the no-good deviant riverbeast. i could easily kick his ass in a game of hamburger helicopter.

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  • Wonder Woman 1984

    Wonder Woman 1984

    when they said wonder woman 1984 i thought they meant like neon colors and synths but they meant all the horrifying, reagan era geopolitics and middle eastern stereotypes. doesn't help that it also looks like shit and has no sense of character or pace, it can't even successfully recreate the clean action or lead chemistry that the first film had let alone attach them to some sort of story, the whole thing just bizarrely lumbers to its 5 minutes of…

  • The Grand Budapest Hotel

    The Grand Budapest Hotel

    ★★★★

    is it possible to frame an entire feature film and hang it on your wall? have we discovered how to do this? asking for a friend.