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  • Godzilla vs. Kong

    Godzilla vs. Kong


    Some notes:
    - I predicted the exact plot of this movie MONTHS ago
    - I live in Pensacola. The movie's version of "Pensacola" is nothing like the real town
    - Were there EVA references in this film or was it just me?
    - I can't remember anything about any of the human characters
    - The most interesting character in the whole film was Kong
    - I forgot about the movie the second the credits rolled

    The kaiju fights were fun but, overall, my review of this film is...


  • Arabian Nights

    Arabian Nights


    This is the final part in Pasolini's Trilogy of Life. Although I enjoyed it very much and I loved how it played around with frame narrative, I didn't enjoy it quite as much as The Decameron or The Canterbury Tales. It's possible that I'm just closer to those stories since I grew up with them and not with 1001 Arabian Nights.

    If you like Pasolini and you don't mind seeing a lot of nudity, I'd highly recommend this.

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  • Pink Floyd: The Wall

    Pink Floyd: The Wall


    It's actually amazing how Doug Walker completely misread this film.

  • The Dark Knight Rises

    The Dark Knight Rises


    I only watched the first 15 minutes of it but I watch the opening nonstop. Like Clockwork Orange style where my eyelids are forcibly peeled open and I have to watch Bane crash the plane with no survivors 24 hours a day 7 days a week. I based my entire worldview after that first 15 minutes. I don't know about anything that happens after that, but from what I've seen, this is peak kino.