thekyleperson

thekyleperson

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death to my star ratings
long live the half joking, half serious reviews

Favorite films

  • Amadeus
  • Birdman or (The Unexpected Virtue of Ignorance)
  • Being John Malkovich
  • Dancer in the Dark

Recent activity

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  • Cry Macho

  • Midsommar

  • Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings

  • The Eyes of Tammy Faye

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  • Midsommar

    Midsommar

    Seaso 2 of Schmigadoon! Is a total change of pace from the first!

  • Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings

    Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings

    This was just so enjoyable. Felt much more like it has its own inspirations and vibes outside of the Marvel tone (though the kinda ugly Marvel color correction is still here). The whole cast is great, fun story to watch, and some of the best action the studio has put out thanks to longer takes, wider shots, and cohesive direction. Several fun nods to Jackie, hope to see more of the physical comedy translate into future installments.
    Morris for life.

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  • Have a Nice Day

    Have a Nice Day

    ★½

    Is nobody going to talk about the four minute long shot of just water????

  • First Reformed

    First Reformed

    Once upon a time, not too long ago, an edgy 14 year old "emo" kid named Darren with religious parents who saw An Inconvenient Truth during his Environmental Science class took a composite notebook and wrote all of his "dark, deep, unapologetic" thoughts into it. Several years later, he found it again. Having grown older and wiser, he found the notebook while cleaning out his old room. He cracks the spine, having gone untouched for years. He reads the thoughts…