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Favorite films

  • Amadeus
  • Birdman or (The Unexpected Virtue of Ignorance)
  • Being John Malkovich
  • Dancer in the Dark

Recent activity

  • Cry Macho

  • Midsommar

  • Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings

  • The Eyes of Tammy Faye

Recent reviews

  • Midsommar


    Seaso 2 of Schmigadoon! Is a total change of pace from the first!

  • Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings

    Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings

    This was just so enjoyable. Felt much more like it has its own inspirations and vibes outside of the Marvel tone (though the kinda ugly Marvel color correction is still here). The whole cast is great, fun story to watch, and some of the best action the studio has put out thanks to longer takes, wider shots, and cohesive direction. Several fun nods to Jackie, hope to see more of the physical comedy translate into future installments.
    Morris for life.

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