he/him, 20 years old, college sophomore

favorites: cool shit I'm into at the moment

Favorite films

  • The French Dispatch
  • Licorice Pizza
  • The Worst Person in the World
  • Petite Maman

Recent activity

  • Gucci Guilty


  • Fail Safe


  • Love & Pop


  • Forbidden Games


Recent reviews


Popular reviews

  • Neon Genesis Evangelion

    Neon Genesis Evangelion


    For those days when your Pacific Rim could be just a little more Brighter Summer Day.

  • Zack Snyder's Justice League

    Zack Snyder's Justice League

    Probably the most painful experience of my movie-watching life. I don't exaggerate when I say that I spent a good majority of this with my eyes wide, my jaw hanging down, and my face contorted into a puzzled expression, in genuine awe of how horrendous and dull this is. The acting is beyond wooden, the dialogue is almost purely made-up bullshit being mumbled through, and someone needs to tell Snyder that slo-mo and symmetry don't necessarily make for good…