Ready Player One ★★½

The entirety of Elijah Wood’s powerful minute long speech in Spy Kids 3: Game Over is about how nothing is unwinable. Only for his character to immediately end up dying afterwards..and you know what? that is STILL BETTER THAN THIS!  That motherfucker literally came out of nowhere with literally only a minute of screentime, and Elijah Wood STILL OUTSOLD THE ENTIRETY OF THIS MOVIE IN JUST A GODDAM MINUTE. 

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