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  • The New Mutants

    The New Mutants

    The Demon Bear content 2020 desperately needed.

  • The Empire Strikes Back

    The Empire Strikes Back

    ★★★★½

    There’s always something exciting about reimagining the scale of an old favorite while seeing it on the big screen. From the attack on Hoth to the snake riddled corners of Dagoba everything about this movie felt bigger than it has since I first watch Empire as a kid. I was smiling the while time (under my mask of course).

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  • The Pacifier

    The Pacifier

    I have now read every The Pacifier review on this sight as of March 23 2017 4:19 PM Central Daylight Time. In five years I will return to this page and read all of the new reviews. We all search for our purpose in this life and I may have found mine.

  • Star Wars: The Last Jedi

    Star Wars: The Last Jedi

    ★★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    I get why this is decisive. It adds new philosophy in the face of a franchise that has had its fans define it for decades, it humanizes iconic heroes in light of their faults, and most of all it challenges the audience. For me those are all good things but for some that will look too different from the franchise they've come to love. I do think there are a lot of invalid complaints that just aren't fair and unrealistic…