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  • Energy Charge
  • The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe
  • Roots of the Earthman
  • Tillebille

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  • Train Quest

    ★★★★

  • The Medusa Touch

    ★★★★½

  • The Snow Spider

    ★★★★★

  • Secret Defense

    ★★★★½

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  • Train Quest

    Train Quest

    ★★★★

    Along with Phantom Town, Shapeshifter, & perhaps Clockmaker, Train Quest is one of the Moonbeam films that transcended the production house

    A genuinely creepy, unsettling, incredibly creative piece of filmmaking. It’s plot, along with the character motives & agendas, will have you scratching your head & rewatching scenes just to make certain that you aren’t dreaming. The surreal-yet-oddly workmanlike nature of the cinematography, and the fact that everything is played totally straight (creepy/absurd/no-budget children’s films/miniseries/teleplays that are played deathly & alarmingly straight are my…

  • The Medusa Touch

    The Medusa Touch

    ★★★★½

    Absolutely f*%king brilliant.  In my top 10 horror films of all time, or perhaps, just outside my top 10

    Richard Burton’s finest hour, for me.  Never was he better nor more in his element than he was here

    There were clearly some seriously sinister things taking place during the production of this...  It’s got dem viiiiiibez, man 😱😬

    genuinely & organically unsettling piece of filmmaking,  near-masterwork.  Immensely recommended to aficionados of all things frightening, miserable, & grim....

    🐍 


    youtu.be/8-6DECoKJaw

    Precious Gems:  boxd.it/4B0pm

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  • The Great Land of Small

    The Great Land of Small

    ★★★★★

    The single most insane Canadian children’s film ever conceived & produced.  ‘TGLOS’ is a lost, esoteric fever dream of epic proportions.  See it, know it, see it again, bask & writhe in the subsequent nightmares.  This film is a moment in time.  There is nothing else like it.  It truly exists within a dusty, dilapidated, glittering universe that is all it’s own.

    ALL!  HAIL!  SLIME-OOOOOOOOOO SSSSSSLLLLLIIIIIMMMMMEEEE-OOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

    youtu.be/S2AFvjbtOvo

    ‘Precious Gems’ - www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLn2aNgVK16Qg8V6JMbqnjKanZIrjWk6cH

    ‘Moldy Shit’ - www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLn2aNgVK16Qh1Mq52CcETbHjwGleMp39t

  • Moon Man

    Moon Man

    ★★★★★

    ...my tender heart shed tears of straw-hewn gold for this masterpiece of aching whimsy..

    It’s been quite a long while since this ancient soul has experienced something so magnificently beautiful

    Moon Man is the all the best parts of my non-cathartic childhood dreamstates, crammed tastefully into an hour & a half of unsullied, multicoloured euphoria

    Perfection.  Shamefully underrated & ignored.  I don’t trust anyone who has anything negative to say about this ode to graceful, moonlit innocence, but I would sincerely hope…