Letterboxd — Your life in film

A wonderful & fascinating dystopian sci-fi pilot from 1994, starring Sue Ellen Mishkee & Tobi from Seinfeld, that (very sadly) was not picked up

Penned by prolific tv writer Jonathan Glassner, and directed by my main boi Jorge Montesi.  This is definitely one of the better efforts from both

In a nutshell:  Sometime in the 21st century, the earth has devolved into an apocalyptic hellscape.  An ‘eternal youth’ serum is administered to every human on earth.  Everything goes swimmingly for the first…

...my tender heart shed tears of straw-hewn gold for this masterpiece of aching whimsy..

It’s been quite a long while since this ancient soul has experienced something so magnificently beautiful

Moon Man is the all the best parts of my non-cathartic childhood dreamstates, crammed tastefully into an hour & a half of unsullied, multicoloured euphoria

Perfection.  Shamefully underrated & ignored.  I don’t trust anyone who has anything negative to say about this ode to graceful, moonlit innocence, but I would sincerely hope…

It’s been a hot minute since I’ve digested this crap.  This is the long-lost “sequel” to Michael Devitto’s infamous 1995 CGI fever dream The Christmas Light

Describing The Christmas Brigade isn’t an easy feat.  There is a sequel to it’s nightmarish predecessor buried somewhere in here, but there’s also a 12 minute “scene” that features two horrendously animated CGI twins singing non-copyrighted Xmas carols on repeat.  It is so disturbing, especially when you realize they aren’t going to stop.  The…

I mean, cmon.  Of course.  200% deserving of every last bit of the infamy that it garners

A 22 minute CGI Xmas short, that is desperately attempting to communicate a troubled adult’s obtrusive, never-ending fever dream to an audience of no one....narrated by Dan Haggerty 

There’s just something about The Christmas Light; a stark hopelessness & ominous nothingness that is inexplicable, and only known to us Christmas Light disciples

Never has a seemingly-unassuming, bare bones CGI kiddie short elicited such an outpour…

Tearing through logs of some classics this Xmas.  The Christmas Tree deserves it’s storied rep as one of the most vile, half-assed Xmas specials to ever air.  As someone who’s been aware of it since long before it blew up on YouTube via bad movie reviewers, I am elated to see it finally receive it’s just due

The wonky, putrid animation, the un-mic’d adult voice actors who are clearly improvising most lines, the drugged up, word-slurring (and also barely-mic’d) child…