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  • Being There
  • Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory
  • The Fly
  • Beauty and the Beast

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  • Dracula A.D. 1972

    ★★

  • Ben-Hur: A Tale of the Christ

    ★★★★½

  • Tyler Perry's Madea's Tough Love

    ★★★½

  • Frankenweenie

    ★★★½

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  • Frankenweenie

    Frankenweenie

    ★★★½

    An oldies tour as feature? In its way
    That's what this is, but Burton and the crew
    Play all the hits quite well, e'en if it's rough
    Expanding simple old with high-stakes new.

  • Into the Woods

    Into the Woods

    (A pastiche of Stephen Sondheim's "Any Moment" with my apologies)

    Anything can happen in a film
    It's exciting
    Then again my hopes can be crushed
    When it's rushed

    It gets ridiculous
    Running from there to here
    Losing the momentum

    Ev'ryone is doing their own thing
    With the acting
    Shame more cheeks weren't ending up flushed

    All emotion's hung to dry
    In rampaging CGI
    Motivation's left to die
    Leaving lectures

    Disney's fairy tales all look the same
    It's a pity
    (Depp's…