Jacob has written 4 reviews for films rated ½ .

  • Flaming Creatures

    Flaming Creatures

    ½

    Films like this make me question the human existence and its place here on this beautiful earth. This film proves we don’t deserve to live here. Whoever made this film or whoever was involved in this film, I hope they found Jesus or had a life changing event that made them realize that being a part of this is truly a misstep for mankind and whoever watched this film, I hope they had Holy water near by to cleanse not…

  • I'll Always Know What You Did Last Summer

    I'll Always Know What You Did Last Summer

    ½

    Octoberthon : 31 Days of Horror (Day 17.5)

    I decided to gamble with my time and complete the so called “Last Summer Trilogy” and to be honest I respect this B-Movie garbage no matter how painfully awful it is. I know that’s a harsh statement but it is no doubt a terribly made film from start to finish but what I did respect is some of the ideas. Even though this was a straight to DVD/B-Movie the idea to use…

  • Wavelength

    Wavelength

    ½

    Worst Film Experiences I Ever Had:

    1 - Dragonball Evolution 

    1.25 - Wavelength 

  • Shark Lake

    Shark Lake

    ½

    The only positive thing I can say about this film is that Dolph Lundgre’s character in one scene randomly decides to cook a juicy steak that I wish I could’ve tasted.