Jacob has written 5 reviews for films rated ½ .

  • Flaming Creatures

    Flaming Creatures


    Films like this make me question the human existence and its place here on this beautiful earth. This film proves we don’t deserve to live here. Whoever made this film or whoever was involved in this film, I hope they found Jesus or had a life changing event that made them realize that being a part of this is truly a misstep for mankind and whoever watched this film, I hope they had Holy water near by to cleanse not…

  • Dragonball Evolution

    Dragonball Evolution


    Master Roshi: “Now the signs have appeared again, the evil has returned.”

    If you were like me, wishing for an Americanized, Live-Action DBZ film that stars some talented American Actors to portray Japanese characters, then I’m sure you feel as I do, excited and grateful that this film will forever be the best fan service any fan of the series can ask for. If you weren’t a fan of the series, no worries, there is plenty to enjoy otherwise. 


  • I'll Always Know What You Did Last Summer

    I'll Always Know What You Did Last Summer


    Octoberthon : 31 Days of Horror (Day 17.5)

    I decided to gamble with my time and complete the so called “Last Summer Trilogy” and to be honest I respect this B-Movie garbage no matter how painfully awful it is. I know that’s a harsh statement but it is no doubt a terribly made film from start to finish but what I did respect is some of the ideas. Even though this was a straight to DVD/B-Movie the idea to use…

  • Wavelength



    Worst Film Experiences I Ever Had:

    1 - Dragonball Evolution 

    1.25 - Wavelength 

  • Shark Lake

    Shark Lake


    The only positive thing I can say about this film is that Dolph Lundgre’s character in one scene randomly decides to cook a juicy steak that I wish I could’ve tasted.