Jacob has written 3 reviews for films rated ★½ during 2020.

  • The Expendables 3

    The Expendables 3

    ★½

    They totally went away from what I loved about the second one. This one is even more worse than the first. The new cast or new UFC fighters trying to act is filled with so much staleness that a loaf of bread that’s been left out for a month gives a better taste in my mouth unlike these cringe worthy performances. This tries way too hard to be serious, there’s hardly any fun action scenes and the focus is on…

  • The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 1

    The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 1

    ★½

    I can smell and taste that finish line...

    Some new things happened not that anyone cares but Bella birthed a computer generated vampire baby who can implant future memories in people’s minds...?

    Edward finally gives Bella the D in the most cringe and forced sex scene ever to be displayed on screen, 50 shades style...

    2 hours of filler for the finale, yea that’s about it. Oh, and one quick fight scene that last 3 minutes. 

    Yea. Almost done with this pile of sheeeeeet. Had to give it a half star considering nothing really exciting happens. Nothing. Absolutely nothing.

  • Fantastic Four

    Fantastic Four

    ★½

    The editing is so bad. Things happen so fast but little is happening. There’s still no legit explanation of how things are built and how things unfold. Why are they building this teleport thingy? Why do we need other resources from another world to save our own? Why is the government such assholes and why we only get 10 mins of a finale battle that ends in the most generic way? What’s Doom’s motive again for his actions? Listen, this…