Jacob has written 2 reviews for films rated ★½ during 2021.

  • Jonah Hex

    Jonah Hex


    “Now, I can feel your brain rotting right below my hand right as we speak.”

    I thought I’d go about my day by punishing myself so I decided to give this a try. I honestly feel sorry for Megan Fox and I completely understand why she stopped acting. If her sweaty cleavage can’t save a film, then what can? Well, Michael Fassbender’s zany performance tries his hardest to make things fun but unfortunately this film isn’t just suffering from stale…

  • Transformers: Dark of the Moon

    Transformers: Dark of the Moon


    The sole reason I started this journey is because I wanted to complete the “Box Office Mojo All Time 100” list. The other reason is because I pay 10 bucks for Netflix a month without using it. So I gave this a shot knowing it wasn’t going to be an easy ride. As a teenager I loved the 1st one but it was the sequel that I knew this franchise wasn’t for me. I went to go see the fourth…