Jacob has written 5 reviews for films rated .

  • Dragonball Evolution

    Dragonball Evolution

    Master Roshi: “Now the signs have appeared again, the evil has returned.”

    If you were like me, wishing for an Americanized, Live-Action DBZ film that stars some talented American Actors to portray Japanese characters, then I’m sure you feel as I do, excited and grateful that this film will forever be the best fan service any fan of the series can ask for. If you weren’t a fan of the series, no worries, there is plenty to enjoy otherwise. 

    Lord…

  • The Birth of a Nation

    The Birth of a Nation

    *cue the triumphant superhero theme music*

    Look! It’s a bird!... It’s a plane!... It’s superma... oh, fuck me... it’s the Ku Klux Klan.

  • Dumb and Dumberer: When Harry Met Lloyd

    Dumb and Dumberer: When Harry Met Lloyd

    Shame on you if you are looking for a full review from me. I’ve seen this thing twice already. It will leave you contemplating about all the things you could’ve done with the time you just wasted watching this. 


    What is Shia LaBeouf doing in this? There’s no way he got paid enough for being in this.

  • Aliens vs Predator: Requiem

    Aliens vs Predator: Requiem

    Possibly one of the most wearisome movies I’ve ever seen. Possibly one of the most uninteresting group of characters. Possibly one of the most monotonous performances from everyone. Possibly one of the most hard to watch movies because everything is so dark you can’t see a damn thing. Possibly one of the worst attempt of making a movie based off two of the most iconic creatures of the past and make a damn near offensive movie about them. This right…

  • Black Christmas

    Black Christmas

    Why not call this movie “Black Magic” instead. My girlfriend and I are horror addicts so she decided to pick this one for our valentines flick to watch and unfortunately we both had a rough time with this one. I heard about the social message and all the negative reviews but I didn’t care. We just wanted to see a solid horror flick. With me being a guilty fan of the 2006 remake I thought it couldn’t get much worse…