• The Devil Wears Prada

    The Devil Wears Prada

    ★★★½

    Stupid ass friends and family; respect the motherfucking hustle.

  • Wonder Woman 1984

    Wonder Woman 1984

    ★★★

    God I'm really excited to see this film I have my slushie and my sweet popcor- wait is that a salted piece? Well that's okay maybe it was a stray but wait was that another?

    I don't know how to feel now the trailers are starting and I don't really want to go back out and make a fuss, but there are more pieces of salted popcorn, maybe there'll be less salted pieces if I just make my way down…

  • Kubo and the Two Strings

    Kubo and the Two Strings

    ★★★½

    Significant lack of Monkey borrowing banana

  • Won't You Be My Neighbor?

    Won't You Be My Neighbor?

    ★★★★½

    We should sit all the world leaders in one room and play this film.

    RIP Fred Rogers, if more people were like him this planet would be a better place.

  • Who Is America?

    Who Is America?

    ★★★★½

    Last year my family and I went on a road trip from Nevada to California (with a few detours), it was an enjoyable time, and on our travels we encountered many unique and memorable places. However, one location always stood out to me in its unparalleled surrealness, though not for the reasons you may expect.

    While travelling on the I-40, we stopped at a Wal-Mart in a nearby city to purchase some supplies. Although unexceptional in many regards, and nicely…

  • A Beautiful Day in the Neighborhood

    A Beautiful Day in the Neighborhood

    ★★★½

    Maybe Mr. Rogers is just high

  • Adaptation.

    Adaptation.

    ★★★★½

    "Who's gonna play me"

    This Charlie Kaufman bitch thinks he's real slick, doesn't he...

    Well, he is.

  • The Trial of the Chicago 7

    The Trial of the Chicago 7

    ★★★★

    This S Club tour really got out of hand

  • Coco

    Coco

    ★★★★

    Good film but I'm kinda confused as to how playing "Chop Suey!" was meant to help Coco remember her family.

  • Murder on the Orient Express

    Murder on the Orient Express

    ★★½

    Poirot could have solved this one quite quickly if he'd taken the time to watch the previous screen adaptations.

  • Bill & Ted Face the Music

    Bill & Ted Face the Music

    ★★★

    Fat Ted > Fat Thor

  • Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey

    Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey

    ★★★½

    When the British people were clapping ecstatically and saying "quite good", I felt that.