Keifer

don’t overthink the star ratings. I’m not a critic, I’m just a man piloted by a little rat.

Favorite films

  • The Royal Tenenbaums
  • The Empire Strikes Back
  • Blue Velvet
  • Paddington 2

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  • House of Gucci

    ★★★½

  • Home Alone

    ★★★★

  • The Muppet Christmas Carol

    ★★★★

  • Jingle All the Way

    ★★

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  • House of Gucci

    House of Gucci

    ★★★½

    Extremely messy but in a way that ultimately works in the movie’s favor. Not sure if this needs to lose or gain 15 minutes but there’s something keeping this from being truly great. also Leto’s kinda fun here? I am anti-Jared Leto and take no pleasure in reporting this

  • Home Alone

    Home Alone

    ★★★★

    Joe Pesci playing his character like he’s in a hard r-rated movie is the secret ingredient that makes this truly great

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  • The Green Knight

    The Green Knight

    ★★★★★

    A masterclass in production design and directing. As visually breathtaking as it is irredeemably horny. This is going to inspire so many people to get into filmmaking. Easily the best film of 2021 so far.

  • The Suicide Squad

    The Suicide Squad

    ★★★★

    At some point we have to acknowledge that Margot Robbie’s work as Harley Quinn is the best performance we’ve gotten from a comic book movie since Heath Ledger’s Joker.

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