Victor Krause

Victor Krause

I'm a idiot. I only like good movies, such as The Matrix, There Will Be Blood, and Gods of Egypt.

Favorite films

  • The Matrix
  • Road House
  • 2001: A Space Odyssey
  • Aladdin

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  • Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides

    ★★½

  • Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End

    ★★½

  • Dirty Dancing

    ★★★★

  • Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest

    ★★½

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  • Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides

    Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides

    ★★½

    Drunk paint night. Hadn't actually seen this before so I tried to pay some attention. But there was also whiskey.
    The action scenes suffered without Gore behind the camera, but a surprising amount of the comedy and lore/iconography worked for me. I mean, Ian McShane is Blackbeard, he has supernatural control of his ship, and keeps vessels he sinks in little bottles. It's cool! Then there's an entire movie after that that I mostly did not see.

  • Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End

    Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End

    ★★½

    Drunk paint night. Rounded out the trilogy. This one is also bad, and I watched it even less than the last one. Straight up didn't see the whirlpool fight, or Keith Richards, or the extremely good part when Davy Jones is standing in a bucket.

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  • Joker

    Joker

    ★½

    About 10 minutes in, I leaned to Nick and whispered, "If we were watching this at home, I would have turned it off by now." There were a couple actually good scenes in the remainder of the film, but if you're gonna follow the "3 good scenes" rule, you can't forget the "no bad ones" half.

    For me, the biggest hurdle was the level of cruelty that almost every non-Arthur speaking role has in this movie. The movie opens with…

  • Gotti

    Gotti

    Gotti.