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  • Stalked by My Doctor

    Stalked by My Doctor

    Genuinely perverse in a way that’s surprising even for Lifetime. I can’t wait to dive into the other three (!) films in the Stalked By My Doctor Saga.

  • A Talking Cat!?!

    A Talking Cat!?!

    Has the vibe of one of those algorithm-gaming kids’ YouTube videos where Elsa and Spider-Man eat each other’s teeth

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  • Rope



    We only ever see the "S" on that huge blinking neon sign outside but I'm pretty sure the rest of it reads "-U-B-T-E-X-T."

  • Sorry to Bother You

    Sorry to Bother You


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Q: Is it possible to live a dignified and meaningful life under capitalism?

    A: Neigh.