Genuinely perverse in a way that’s surprising even for Lifetime. I can’t wait to dive into the other three (!) films in the Stalked By My Doctor Saga.

Has the vibe of one of those algorithm-gaming kids’ YouTube videos where Elsa and Spider-Man eat each other’s teeth

We only ever see the "S" on that huge blinking neon sign outside but I'm pretty sure the rest of it reads "-U-B-T-E-X-T."

This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.