Murder in the Vineyard

The most egregious title bait-and-switch I’ve ever seen from Lifetime, which is really saying something considering how often they pull this shit. Not only does the movie’s sole murder happen nowhere near the vineyard, there’s hardly any vineyard action at all! Instead it turns out to be, of all things, a bog-standard High School Cyberbullying Gone Too Far movie with like three scenes incidentally set at a vineyard and maybe two offhanded references to “biodynamic wines.” Give me someone drowning in a giant barrel, or a death by projectile cork, or literally anything but this bullshit, come on Lifetime!

Still love you though, please make a sequel to Mistress Hunter that actually makes good on that title and we’ll call it even 🙏