i went to a very fancy film school and now i get to be annoying online forever

Favorite films

  • Funny Games
  • We Need to Talk About Kevin
  • Phantom Thread
  • Mustang

Recent activity

  • You've Got Mail


  • Scream


  • Panic Room


  • A Cinderella Story


Recent reviews


Popular reviews

  • Get Out

    Get Out


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    aggressively straight white boy into sports? killed in wrestling match. white dad who said he loves when deer die? impaled by antlers. evil psychiatrist mom? killed in her office. psycho girlfriend who earlier pretended to care that chris felt responsible for his moms hit and run? left to die by the side of the road. THATS called poetry motherfuckers

  • Maria Full of Grace

    Maria Full of Grace


    bitch i cant even dry swallow ibuprofen