Timmy has written 9 reviews for films during 2017.

  • Star Wars: The Last Jedi

    Star Wars: The Last Jedi

    I'm a Star Wars mega-fan, for like 30 years now. I loved this movie. I love the way they address "mysteries," I love Luke's arc, I love the humor. I don't understand the hate and honestly haven't seen one logical complaint yet.

  • The Star

    The Star

    Not brain-washy at all. I'm not religious, and so my kid isn't either (although if she wants to be later, that's fine), and this is more just a fun-ish retelling of a classic story

  • Coco

    Coco

    ★★★★★

    A beautiful movie with beautiful themes. I cried several times, which is pretty unusual for a tough "leading-man" type like myself.

  • The Room

    The Room

    ★★★★★

    I finally saw The Room. Blown away. What?

  • Blade Runner 2049

    Blade Runner 2049

    ★★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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    *Argues with hologram wife*

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    *Meets old man*

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    *Takes nap*

  • Savage Dog

    Savage Dog

    ★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    My favorite movie reviewer is Outlaw Vern, and he's why I'm doing even this small amount of reviewing. He's the best.

    One of Vern's specialties is Direct To Video action, and he has really opened my eyes up to how GOOD these smaller budget films are right now. There's plenty of great stars and directors and writers and choreographers turning out A+ work that never or rarely plays in a theater.

    Scott Adkins is one of those stars. He's in…

  • My Little Pony: The Movie

    My Little Pony: The Movie

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    I don't get it. I mean, I took my 6-year-old daughter to this, and I get it from HER perspective, but I don't get it, and I don't get why other people that aren't little kids get it.

    Do teens like headaches more than they did when I was a kid?

  • Thor: Ragnarok

    Thor: Ragnarok

    ★★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    I'm a big gross dork for Marvel movies. I've been a fan of the comics since I was about 7, and although I don't follow the comics anymore, I still consider Marvel to be one of my cultural cornerstones.

    That being said, I never really cared about Thor. He was always the one Avenger I just couldn't connect with, I guess. Maybe a short nerd from South Dakota just can't relate with all of those abs and (height) inches.

    I…

  • The Big Sick

    The Big Sick

    ★★★★★

    This was a great romantic comedy, and that's coming from a guy who rarely watches movies that don't have swords or lasers.

    It's a great true story told well and packed with good jokes. Pretty much perfectly done.