Ready Player One

NO STARS

The new favourite movie for Funko Pop! collectors everywhere, gamers who think video game cutscenes are comparable to cinema and basic film fans who like their pop culture college-dorm-room-poster-ready and no earlier than 1982.

If this film were a video game, the excruciating experience of sitting through it was like watching an insufferable nerd playing with infinite continues.

The Oasis is supposed to offer you a perfect version of yourself, beyond the limits of your imagination, yet all the avatars look shittier than the real-life players and far uglier than anything concocted by Jim Cameron.

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