Favorite films

  • Thunder Road
  • The Green Knight
  • Inside Llewyn Davis
  • A Ghost Story

Recent activity

All
  • The French Dispatch

    ★★★★★

  • The Godfather: Part III

    ★★★

  • Beautiful Boy

    ★★★½

  • The Secret Life of Walter Mitty

    ★★★½

Pinned reviews

More
  • The French Dispatch

    The French Dispatch

    ★★★★★

    A cacophony of cigarette smoke, a barrage of voices and stories and characters and colours. A psychotic painter, a student uprising, a child kidnapping, a group of old people writing old stories in an old town. Some will hate this movie, others will love it. It’s an explosive movie, booming with charm and delightful moments of genuine emotion and heart. 
    The French Dispatch is Anderson’s grand, epic magnum opus. While some will criticise it for its heavy emphasis on style, perhaps rightfully so, others will praise it for exactly this. I loved this film. 

    5/5

  • Bo Burnham: Inside

    Bo Burnham: Inside

    ★★★★★

    This is going to be nostalgic to me in a year.

Recent reviews

More
  • The Godfather: Part III

    The Godfather: Part III

    ★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    What did this achieve? Aside from showing us how Michael dies, this movie adds basically nothing to the already perfect saga of The Godfather. Narratively, this has absolutely no reason to exist.
    But listen. The movie in itself isn’t THAT bad, it’s (mostly) decently acted, shot competently, directed competently and scored pretty well. It’s just such a shame that such a mediocre movie had to end off what would have been a perfect saga.

    3/5

  • Beautiful Boy

    Beautiful Boy

    ★★★½

    There are…quite a lot of things in this movie that I dislike. I downright hated the use of very manipulative music, I think the chronology was confusing and the film was overall structured quite oddly. But there are also so, so many things that I liked. The performances were absolutely outstanding, and the dynamic between Carrell and Chalamet is honestly beautiful. I can look past some of the bullshit in this when I can also see something genuine and special.

    3.5/5

Popular reviews

More
  • Eraserhead

    Eraserhead

    H̵̼̭̀̌̓͜m̷̢̪̀m̶͚̦͖̬̝͛̔̅̽̌̕m̸̱̬̻̱̼̾͗̈́ ̴͙̻̘̜̊͗̈́̒̽̅ÿ̴͕̩͔̺́̏͒́̚ȩ̶̳̟̥̒̄͜s̸̢͙͇̝̲̊̚͜ ̴̡̢͍̘͂͠w̸̱̯̦̮̬͒̀̂̅̕h̶͕͙͍̾̀̏̒͘ą̸̪̫̳̞̒͒t̶͉̻̰͐̍͌͠ͅ ̵̭̖͓̟̘̳̍a̸̯͙͍̝̥̞̿ ̶̧͒̽́n̷͖͔̣͓̫̻̎̍́o̴͙̞̣̭̯̍̆͒̀̄͝r̸̛͙̼̞̣̲̹͆̕m̸̯̫͂̍͑̂̇a̶̦͎̫͍͂ͅl̴̳̙̑̒̈́̽͂̍ ̶̹͛̂m̷̡̡̝͐̂̌̓̚o̷͎͗̑̈́v̷̪̚ị̸̧͙̲͑̄̇̊̌̓e̴̫͚̪̓.̷̝͇̩̦̪̊ ̷̜̿̉͒J̷̛̦̲̭́̾̓̇u̵̼̻͛̃̓̓s̸͚̹͑͐̊t̷̠͓͊̌̚ ̶̭̝̼͕̼͑͊ă̵̡̛̛̺̱̯̠͑ ̷̞̗̄̌́̔n̸͓̟͔̲̉͝ŏ̴̠͋͜r̸͎͔̫̹̓̕ṃ̸͕̲̾̊̓́á̴̯͓̣̘͑̏l̸̢͖̎͌̓́͗̓,̸̢̝̰͘ ̵̛̹͈̮͚͈̮̅͐͗͝n̶̨̻̟̥̗̭̈́́ì̴͖̦̤̫̎̉͑̎͠ç̵̻̲̋͛ê̴̢̱͉̋,̸̡̦̙̾̃ ̵̢̭̜͙̰͔̉̄f̷̨͓͈͖̬̂́͗͜u̸̪̣̙̬͔͆̈́̉ͅǹ̶̼͕̣̖͎̈̃̆ ̵͓͓̯̥̊m̸̖̲̝͍͌̌o̸̜͐͂̐̋͝v̴̠͊̓͂̓͝ḭ̴́̍̈́̑͊e̷̻̝̹̣̞̱͗͠.̶̢̈́̃ ̷̜͆̃̓͝Î̷̛̯͚͉͝ ̶̛̱̭̏̔̌̈́ę̷̛̰̜̮͍͎̕n̸̹̗̈̈j̵̫̱͍̰̝̊o̷̢̤̩̱̐̈̌̀͋ÿ̸̙͍̟̬̩͍e̴͎̬̐̎̑͐̇͘d̷͓͔̾̆̎͊̈́͠ ̶̛͍͌̎̀̿̈́t̵̛̟͔͙͛̉͆ȟ̸͇͙̃͒̍ī̸̭̤͎͙̻̕̚s̵͔̫͙̺̙̆͒̆ ̸̘̗̍n̴̦̤̫̺̬̫̾̈́͘̚ọ̵̧̖͉̅r̷͉̭̫͉̈́̐̋m̴̲̳̔̕̚a̶̖̼͍͍̽l̶̘̘̣̫̟̫̔͒͠ ̵͖̃́m̴̯͕̹̤͈͛̌õ̵͇v̴͖̣̖̬̰̲͋̌i̶̞̻̘̫̾͑͊̍͘e̷͕͚̣̞̩̖̅͝ ̷̛̱͉͓͖̍̔̅s̴̥̖͈̓̄̾o̵̯̘̘̭̙͖̿͒ ̸̧̰͖͈̥̜̊̕̕ḿ̷̳̀̓̀̀ṳ̸̞̬̠̯̳̅̒̚ć̵̜͑̈́̋h̴̢͓̩͖̖͝!̸̧̘͔̤̒̾̂̍ ̶̢̺͝N̶͕͓̈́̌͠ͅo̷̮̥̩̬̝̯̓̈́̊ŕ̴̞̖͎͇̄̀̈́̓͛m̴̯͚͈̭̭̆a̶̛͉̮̙͗͐̕l̵̻̳̳͔̦̽ ̶͎̲̞̦̈̽̀͠n̶̛̜̤̞̳̬͆͌̎̀̂ǫ̵͎̈͊̊̿́̀ṛ̴̨̰̖͈̝́̋͌̎ḿ̶̺̰̦̝a̴͈̹͙̫̗̭͐̀̕l̸̳͇̗̻͎̏̄̄͂ ̴̰̜̜͎͒́͆n̵̺͇͎̜̓̋̍̓o̴̯̳͘͜r̸̫̤̲̟̯͊̃̉̑̈́̚m̴͙͖̀a̶̛̙̠̬̔̄̒̃l̸͈̰͈͗̾͒̄͝͠!̵̬͚͛̔̓̈͘ ̸̼̺̩̮́̃͊̀Ņ̵̫̯͓̮̩̂̐̋͒̕o̴̠̦͐t̵͚̯̜͚͒͒̃̂̚ͅḣ̴̛̪̭̗̮̾ǐ̷͙̫̲͙̤͙̌n̷̨̨̻̎̆͠g̵̦̪͈̟̘͛͆ ̷̧̨̙̘͍̝͑͆ṭ̷̼͉͔̦̣̏̋ò̶̞̱̻̬͍̮ ̸̠̠̮̞̑s̸̞̈́̋̾ẻ̷̛͍̹̣͕̀̋̈̕e̵͌̅̇̾͐ͅ ̷̧̙̣̓͊̊̂h̶̛̩̞̄̐̓̾̄e̸̬̪̫̬̭͊̅̒̚r̷̐̃̑̈́͜e̴͇͇̟͛̔̊̑́ͅ ̸̥̖̋́́͂ỏ̶̙̼̺͐͆̚͘f̷̤̈́f̴̟͈͌i̴͍̟̩̎̐͂̾̾͊ͅç̸͉͓͕̼̆͝e̷̞̖̰̠̯̿͂̿̃̔r̵͕̘͙̃̆̊̒͊̑ ̴̛̲͇̝͎̰͆̎̇̓́j̵̗̇̿̏̒̕͝u̴͖͎̤̻̫̘̾̈́̔͒͐͝ś̸͚̠͔͊̔ͅt̵̮̘͋́͗̄ ̶̜͈́́ȧ̷͔̰̱̀͛ ̵͎̳͔̤̝͊̽̏ͅn̴͔̔̎̒͝ỏ̶̜̬̰̾͌̓ṙ̴̮̹̿͑ṁ̴̧̠̠̪͒̍̕a̴̘̭͚̝͔͋̅̎l̴͈̜̜̝͠ ̵̛̜̮̺́̕͘͠ṁ̵͍͇̗̩̀͘͝o̸͕̙̘̭͚̊͂v̶͔̦̟̬͚̂ͅi̷̭̦̬̠͒̃ͅë̴̥̠̗̪́̏ͅͅ!̶̪̻̪̤͙̦̾͛͒͛̚ ̴̳̤̤͇̼͂D̶̢̨̲̭̦͌̔̕͘͜ǐ̴̙̆͋͑̋̈́d̴͍͇̅̎͑̎ ̶̦͔̰͍̤̉̍̔̎̕I̴͖̯̅͆̈́ ̶̝̲͈̌͊̊̆̃͌m̷͚̱͓͌̉͝ë̸̢̬͚̦̩̝́̅́́͒n̸̜̐̾̋ṭ̶͈̟̪́̇͋̓̆̚i̸͎͌͗͒̀̎̓ô̴̥͙͜n̵̺̫̼̂̊̒̅͐͜͝ ̵̺̫͉̦̉͑͐̔͑ṫ̵͍̩͕̭̪͚͊h̴̝̞̩̪͊i̶͈̳̽ş̷͙̞͉̝̐̿͝ ̷̨̭̳̫̫͑̑̓́̈́̚f̸̞̃̿̓̔̄i̴̭͇̫̦͓̙̔l̶̡̮̫̳̹͒͝ͅm̵̨͈̠̲͖̎͛̕̚͝ ̵̢͉̭͔̥͖̀̌̑͛̋͊ŵ̶͙̬̬̬͌a̴̖̬͈̼̭̪͂̎͝ṥ̸̩̼̳̗̭ ̶̙͙͚̼͑̉͑̅͠n̵̯̞̽̿o̴̡̰̣͕͉̰̍̀̚r̴͈͚͂̇ḿ̸̡̖̻͙̾̚a̴̡͛͑̉l̶̢͖̤̼̥̆̊̉̄͛̍?̵̢͈̣͈̓̉

  • My Brother Jordan

    My Brother Jordan

    I can’t rate this. It’s so much more than a star rating. Films, pieces of fiction made to tell a story, they deserve to be rated. This is something else, something special. This is a true, real, terrifying, brutal, beautiful and human story about life and death.

    “He lived hard. He lived smart. He lived together.”