I'm speechless. It's been long since a film forced such an audible reaction out of me when it ended. Remember Me's big climactic revelation is bold, no doubt about that. It's also so infuriating, offensive and morally low that I'm shocked that it was even approved by studio execs. I'd love to have been at the pitch meeting, just so I could properly assimilate what the hell they were thinking when they greenlit this.

The result is one of the…

Directed with such mastery of the craft that it continues to inspire and be a benchmark sixty years later. The cinematography feels as lively as ever thanks to the latest 4K master, and it's a beauty to behold. It's understandable why this is called one of the greatest films of all-time, and why that's not an overstatement. That being said, some of us are going to sit through four hours of this while constantly checking how much there is still…

Cageism is real.

What is to believe in Cageism? To believe in Cageism is to accept Nicolas Cage as your one true and only God. It is to believe that The Cage, or God Cage, descended from the heavens and shaped the world as we know it today. He's had many bodies and has taken many lives, as well as giving birth to new souls. He is the reason we're all here, and the reason why the world is the…