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  • Suspiria
  • Session 9
  • Sorority Row
  • Sole Survivor

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  • Halloween Party

    ★★★★

  • 10/31 Part 2

    ★★★

  • Halloween Party

    ★★★

  • Halloween Kills

    ★★★★½

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  • Suspiria

    Suspiria

    For a long time, I thought there was no way I could possibly write about my favorite film of all time because I felt like there was nothing I could say that would do it justice. Then I realized, you know, that it doesn’t really matter what I say about it because this film speaks for itself. It is a perfect movie in every way and everything about it is well, perfect. The direction, the camerawork, the score, the lighting,…

  • Horror House on Highway Five

    Horror House on Highway Five

    This film is a fucking MASTERPIECE of bad cinema! A DISASTERPIECE! Seriously, it is so so so so so good because it is so so so so so bad and I just CANNOT get enough!

    The story is bizarre to say the least: Nazis, a killer in a Richard Nixon mask, a mad doctor, rockets (yes, you read that right), 35 year old college students, brain eating parasites, unidentifiable off-camera flying killer objects a la Phantasm...it's all here in this…

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  • Halloween Party

    Halloween Party

    This regional SOV horror movie shot by a bunch of teenagers and aired on public access television is absolutely magical. About 25 minutes of the actual movie followed by another 13 minutes of bloopers and the entire cast performing their own music video for The Monster Mash inside the tv studio. Absolutely amazing!

    It’s literally just some kids at a party when a killer in an honestly badass mask shows up and starts killing everyone. The opening graveyard shots are…

  • 10/31 Part 2

    10/31 Part 2

    Huge step up from the first movie so that’s nice! It certainly doesn’t hurt that it’s hosted by Malvolia. If you don’t know her, she’s kind of a regional version of Elvira and I love her.

    There are some faux trailers here and The October Kids is definitely the best one they deserves the full length treatment. I mean, that name alone is aces! Shout out to my boy M@ who did the sound on that one. He’s one cool cat if…

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  • Halloween Kills

    Halloween Kills

    I figured this would be divisive before it even came out just for being what it is: a sequel to a direct sequel of a classic horror movie that ignores every previous sequel made before it. I know that whole concept kinda pisses some people off, but I’m sorry I love it so much. Just give me every reincarnation of Michael Myers as long as you keep giving him to me. If it’s good enough for Jamie Lee then goddamnit…

  • The Haunting of Hill House

    The Haunting of Hill House

    Absolutely the best miniseries I have ever seen. Possibly the best miniseries ever made and yes I am absolutely serious.

    Everything in this was the best choice. The whole thing continuously impressed me, but that ending to episode 5 slapped my ass right across the room. Across the goddamn room. The entirety of episode 6 should and will be examined in film schools from here on. Episode 10 gave me so many intense feelings including some that I usually don’t…