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  • Police Academy 3: Back in Training

    Police Academy 3: Back in Training


    Cashgrab sequel. You can tell they barely crafted a movie.

    Only worth it just for Shawn Weatherly who's a babe. Also for Nogata's jokes on stereotype and the karate tag team scene with Jones.

  • Police Academy

    Police Academy


    Problematic in a refreshing kind of way. Starts off as a comp of skits but becomes a movie with drama and SOUL in the second part. A comedic classic.

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  • Star Wars: The Last Jedi

    Star Wars: The Last Jedi


    Star Wars status: Dead.
    You know you screwed up when the prequels were more coherent films than this mess. Rian Johnson is the biggest hack of a director.
    Fuck Disney. Fuck the Porgs. Fuck Poe. Fuck Rey. Fuck Rose. Fuck Snoke.
    Poor Mark Hamill, he tried to warn us. George Lucas we are terribly sorry.
    Fuck this film and fuck nu-Star Wars.

  • Alita: Battle Angel

    Alita: Battle Angel


    My peen was fully erected for 142 minutes straight