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  • Police Academy 3: Back in Training

    Police Academy 3: Back in Training

    ★★½

    Cashgrab sequel. You can tell they barely crafted a movie.

    Only worth it just for Shawn Weatherly who's a babe. Also for Nogata's jokes on stereotype and the karate tag team scene with Jones.

  • Police Academy

    Police Academy

    ★★★★

    Problematic in a refreshing kind of way. Starts off as a comp of skits but becomes a movie with drama and SOUL in the second part. A comedic classic.

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  • Star Wars: The Last Jedi

    Star Wars: The Last Jedi

    ½

    Star Wars status: Dead.
    You know you screwed up when the prequels were more coherent films than this mess. Rian Johnson is the biggest hack of a director.
    Fuck Disney. Fuck the Porgs. Fuck Poe. Fuck Rey. Fuck Rose. Fuck Snoke.
    FUUUUUU. YES I AM MAD.
    Poor Mark Hamill, he tried to warn us. George Lucas we are terribly sorry.
    Fuck this film and fuck nu-Star Wars.

  • Alita: Battle Angel

    Alita: Battle Angel

    ★★★★★

    My peen was fully erected for 142 minutes straight