Charles Band presents: Gremlins
Star Wars status: Dead.
You know you screwed up when the prequels were more coherent films than this mess. Rian Johnson is the biggest hack of a director.
Fuck Disney. Fuck the Porgs. Fuck Poe. Fuck Rey. Fuck Rose. Fuck Snoke.
FUUUUUU. YES I AM MAD.
Poor Mark Hamill, he tried to warn us. George Lucas we are terribly sorry.
Fuck this film and fuck nu-Star Wars.