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  • My Neighbor Totoro

    My Neighbor Totoro

    ★★★½

    I wonder how totoro tastes

  • Godzilla

    Godzilla

    ★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    I can swallow a bottle of alcohol and I'll feel like Godzilla
    Better hit the deck like the card dealer
    My whole squad's in here, walking around the party
    A cross between a zombie apocalypse and B-Bobby "The
    Brain" Heenan which is probably the
    Same reason I wrestle with mania
    Shady's in this bitch, I'm posse'd up
    Consider it to cross me a costly mistake

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  • The Florida Project

    The Florida Project

    ★★★

    This movie is so hard for me to give a proper rating because there’s so many good things about this flick but also a lot of things that doesn’t make sense. To begin with the good stuff the acting in this movie is really good. William Dafoe is a treat as usual, Bria Vinaite plays the best worst deadbeat mother possible, and the acting from the kids is the best I’ve seen in ages. It’s a colorfully gorgeous movie usually…

  • Where Are They Now?

    Where Are They Now?

    Oh the joke is that they’re fat I get it now