Favorite films

  • The Silence of the Lambs
  • Titanic
  • The Birdcage
  • To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar

Recent activity

  • Malignant


  • Britney Vs Spears


  • Arrival


  • Pray Away


Recent reviews

  • Malignant



    Major Professor Quirrell vibes. (iykyk)
    I bow down to this queen of suppressing bad memories; she has a lot to teach.
    I’m choosing to believe that no CGI was used in the making of this film.

  • Britney Vs Spears

    Britney Vs Spears


    I felt so proud when Britney said “I wasn’t good: I was great!” Yes, girl, you are great.
    These documentarians were clearly too close to the subject to be objective.
    May Jamie Spears rot in hell.

Popular reviews

  • Dances with Wolves

    Dances with Wolves


    Kevin Costner is really, really, really ridiculously good looking.
    Surprisingly little wolf dancing occurred.
    White people absolutely ruin EVERYTHING.

  • The Father

    The Father


    This is the year of experiential films.
    I’ve never watched a movie that made me feel so out of sorts, like I couldn’t trust what I’d just seen.
    Sir Anthony Hopkins really is a master actor.