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  • The Elephant Man

    ★★★★½

  • Belfast

    ★★½

  • The Last Duel

    ★★★★

  • The English Patient

    ★½

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  • The Elephant Man

    The Elephant Man

    ★★★★½

    Look, I haven't seen Tess but it is absolutely insane how this didn't win Production Design for the circus scenes alone I mean ffs that shit is insane.

    David Lynch continues to have a perfect track record (we don't count Dune)

  • Belfast

    Belfast

    ★★½

    I finished this movie ready to come to this review and slap "white Minari" or "white Roma" on this movie, but after thinking about it I don't think either is a fair statement. It's not stylistically similar to either film and is its own thing. Branagh is not trying to do anything similar to what Chung or Cuaron did with their respective films and it's not fair to conflate the films. That being said, I don't think Branagh's vision for…

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  • Paul Blart: Mall Cop

    Paul Blart: Mall Cop

    ★★★★★

    Paul 🅱️lart is the 🅱️est character of all time. Like who the fuck is Travis 🅱️ickle or Darth Vader or 🅱️arry 🅱️ 🅱️enson? This is the only 🅱️lu ray you need. Get rid of that Lady 🅱️ird and Call Me 🅱️y Your Name. Paul 🅱️lart is all you need. Join the West🅱️oro 🅱️aptist Church too.

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