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  • mother!

    mother!

    ½

    you can just watch narnia for religious allegory & then you won't have to watch darren aronofsky beat up his girlfriend

  • Christmas Inheritance

    Christmas Inheritance

    ★★½

    my mom after we watched the credits roll: oh I’m so sad 
    me: why?
    my mom: cause it’s over. you gotta admit, perfect movie. 
    me: yeah