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All movies suck to someone. Good news is, my reviews suck to everyone.  

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  • Dead Man

    Dead Man

    ★★★★★

    Every so often you have to turn on your humbleness and reflect with yourself about what a fucking failure you are for letting a movie this good slide under your radar.

    Neil Young’s score may very well be the best match up vibe setting drug jam out ever placed alongside a film. This, accompanied by fantastic writing, great setting and an overall perfect vibe.

    Now get me some tobacco.

  • Dogs Don't Wear Pants

    Dogs Don't Wear Pants

    ★★★★½

    I have to rate this high because I’ve been chasing the dragon of “fucked up” for 20+ years now and new movies never get me there. Now I know you're thinking, ok dude we get it you like BDSM. Chill, judging is dangerous and everyone is different.

    It’s a phenomenal movie with great lighting, intimate shots, killer acting, cute Finish noses, disgustingly putrid pain scenes and all backed by a story that gives you just the right dosage of character depth. 

    As I say, my reviews are mine. It’s how we as individuals meet the director, actors, writer, cinematographer and entire crew......together go for a ride.

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  • Wrath of Man

    Wrath of Man

    ★★½

    Aladdin 2 might have been a better idea. Empty regular made for streaming vibe that just felt fine. I didn’t fall asleep but I did check my phone a few times. Ehhhhhh I’ll still see a sequel.

  • Nobody

    Nobody

    ★★★★★

    Sometimes good times are served on a platter. This platter was a chefs specialty. A simple dark hand crafted small batch action revenge for a generation of Middle Aged dudes who quote taken every week and walk around their house like John wick when they get out of the shower. 

    Loved it

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  • Annihilation

    Annihilation

    ★★★★½

    Love Garland. Love this flick. Rewatching was great. 

    A visual sci-fi overdose with the right balance of intense vibe music and indie-emo guitar picking.

    I wouldn’t be wrong in saying last 25 minutes, while Nobel prize winning, are also mostly obviously influenced from screen savers we used to stare at in 7th grade.

  • Extraction

    Extraction

    ★★

    Great brainless straight to streaming Netflix Action trash.  Sadly it looks like a well made SNL skit.

    I’m so sick of roads full of cars parked diagonal. I hope the cameramen wore sunglasses while shooting into the sun the entire time.