Favorite films

  • Avengers: Endgame
  • Monty Python and the Holy Grail
  • Back to the Future
  • The Grand Budapest Hotel

Recent activity

  • Green Book


  • Lingua Franca


  • Red Notice


  • Army of Thieves


Recent reviews

  • Army of Thieves

    Army of Thieves


    My only takeaways are that Rolph and Dieter are fun and that Nathalie Emmanuel is one of the most attractive people on the planet

  • Murder by Death

    Murder by Death


    Literally no twist in here was earned, and the comedy in this holds up worse than anything I’ve ever experienced in a film. Goes out of its way to be offensive to literally every possible demographic. Who the fuck came up with this?

Popular reviews

  • Buffalo Running

    Buffalo Running


    Unfortunately, I watched this on my phone. I can’t even imagine how breathtaking the experience would have been in 4K with surround sound in an big theatre. 
    This is the kind of film that pushes the limits of our storytelling expectations by providing only visuals to express its intent. Since there are no credits, no title cards, no sound, no actors and not even more than 5 seconds of footage, you have to inference the story yourself. Where is the…

  • Before Sunrise

    Before Sunrise


    Everyone knows stories are based around conflict. There's a rising action, a climax, a resolution, yadda yadda yadda. But what if it wasn't? What if for 1 hour and 38 minutes of your life, everything went exactly as planned? Every conversation, every small touch, every second of every moment stretches out as everything just falls right into place. The concept of a film that just rides it's high the entire time and leaves you in bliss for its duration is…