Ready Player One ★★½

some thoughts:

• when are we gonna stop putting birthmarks (or glasses or whatever) on hot women just to pretend that they're not hot?
• i love mark rylance
• it's um... so long
• the last like 30 minutes is like a fucking hammer to the head like steven i promise you we UNDERSTAND these themes
• lmao imagine a world where everyone adapts their interests to this one emotionally stunted guy's random interests
• it does just a LITTLE too much "hey do you remember THIS thing???" for my tastes lmao
• that being said, the shining sequence was my FAVORITE and i think a ton of people will hate it and i get that too
• it was fine leave me out of it

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