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  • Until the End of the World
  • An Elephant Sitting Still
  • Synecdoche, New York
  • Mommy
  • Beau Travail

My favorite movies

97 films

First 20 are in order of how much I liked them. The rest are just some of my 9s and…

  • Porndogs: the Adventures of Sadie
  • Bad Johnson
  • The Adventures of Food Boy
  • Lil' Pimp
  • Dickshark

Movies that actually exist but shouldn't

260 films

A list of obscure films that are so outrageous, bizarre and absurd that they leave you shocked and baffled at…

  • Drive My Car
  • Nine Days
  • Licorice Pizza
  • Cool Cat Fights Coronavirus
  • Zeros and Ones

Top 10 movies of 2021

10 films

All of these movies (except for Cool Cat Fights Coronavirus) I saw in theaters.

  • Until the End of the World
  • An Elephant Sitting Still
  • Mommy
  • Beau Travail
  • Caché
  • Mulholland Drive
  • Reflections of Evil
  • Memories of Murder
  • 2046
  • Caché

Favorite movies from every year I was alive (ACTUAL LIST)

21 films

Fuck it, here's the actual list.

  • Survive Style 5+
  • Possession
  • Inland Empire
  • Cure
  • The Cremator
  • 2 Guns
  • 3 Days to Kill
  • 30 Minutes or Less
  • The Fifth Estate
  • The 5th Wave

2010s Movies You Probably Forgot About

108 films

Inspired by this list. With the 2010s long behind us, let us remember the films that the average viewer has…

  • Paint Drying
  • Disaster Movie
  • Alone in the Dark
  • Where the Dead Go to Die
  • Artemis Fowl

Movies I gave a 0/5

8 films

**NUMBER ONE IS MEANT TO BE THE FILM TO BOLDLY FLEE. PLEASE SEE THE NOTES FOR DETAILS** Please click on…

  • Thief
  • The Devil's Backbone
  • Stalker
  • Mulholland Drive
  • Fantastic Mr. Fox

My Criterion collection

13 films

List will change as I get more of these bad boys.

  • Eraserhead
  • Blue Velvet
  • Inland Empire
  • DumbLand
  • Twin Peaks
  • The Godfather
  • The Shawshank Redemption
  • Joker
  • GoodFellas
  • Taxi Driver

My totally original "ironic" top 10 list

10 films

Hahahaha, get it? The joke is that these movies are in every filmbro's top 10 list? LOLOLOLOL!!!! 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂 I'm totally

  • The Love Guru
  • Crimson
  • Eulogy
  • Tall Girl
  • The App

"Worse than To Boldly Flee" challenge

10 films

For the past few months, I've considered Doug Walker's (aka The Nostalgia Critic) To Boldly Flee to be the worst…