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  • Wild Side
  • Private Parts
  • Thief of Hearts
  • Exquisite Corpses

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  • Christmas at Castle Hart

  • Adventures in Christmasing

  • The Princess Switch 3: Romancing the Star

  • The Bitch Who Stole Christmas

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  • Candy Coated Christmas

    Candy Coated Christmas

    This is a movie that gives! It's about white people's holiday moral obligation to enjoy the flavor of MINT. Our marketing exec protagonist arrives in PEPPERMINT HOLLOW and all coffee is mint flavored! Her barista replies to her asking for a non mint coffee "you don't like MINT?". Can you imagine? She then knocks on a stranger's door and asks the man who lives there "what are you doing here?". The audacity! That's city folk for ya! Don't watch!

  • A Kiss Before Christmas

    A Kiss Before Christmas

    That's right - I watched another one of these clunkers on purpose! I love 90's boob fests, I love bad horror, I love all the bad - even Hallmark Christmas trash. Get into it! The ground is literally covered in cotton batting it is insane. This is a movie about the moral good of real estate developers. What in the actual hell!

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  • Paris 05:59: Théo & Hugo

    Paris 05:59: Théo & Hugo

    ★★★

    I hope my neighbors enjoyed having us project a 20 minutes hardcore gay orgy. Because I sure did.

  • About Time

    About Time

    ½

    Fuck that shit.

    The lead in this film uses his magic powers to:
    -manipulate a woman into falling in love with him
    -getting her to fuck him multiple times in a night
    -repeatedly offend a queer woman
    -go on a full date with another woman while he's in a relationship with the first manipulated victim

    *~*~*RoMaNcE*~*~*