Monster Hunter

Monster Hunter ★★★

Ehrlich said this was virtually unwatchable which means it’s actually really fleet and fun, natch. A 100 minute movie that feels half its length which is a miracle nowadays. Tactical weaponry heaven, multiple large critters, a mythical time portal, Milla Jovovich teaching Tony Jaa about chocolate, some supreme Ron Perlman mugging, what’s not to like here? May have googled “large mythical sword” after my viewing just for price checking purposes.