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  • The Royal Tenenbaums

    The Royal Tenenbaums

    ★★★★★

    i am every single character in this film including the dog and the bird

  • Moonlight

    Moonlight

    ★★★★½

    everyone in this movie has insane gaydar, people are just like “hey chiron how was ur weekend? yeah that’s cool, btw ur gay” and this guy doesn’t even speak

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  • Ratatouille

    Ratatouille

    ★★★★★

    In many ways, the work of a critic is easy. We risk very little, yet enjoy a position over those who offer up their work and their selves to our judgment. We thrive on negative criticism, which is fun to write and to read. But the bitter truth we critics must face is that, in the grand scheme of things, Ratatouille is better than most of our five-star ratings. 

    This film is stunning, I have not seen this in many…

  • Shame

    Shame

    ★★★★★

    micheal fassbender should have got an oscar for this but the academy voters were all too jealous of his big wiggly penis