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  • Water Lilies

    Water Lilies


    can celine tell me im too old for a happy meal so i can just fucking die already

  • The Green Ray

    The Green Ray


    refreshing to see someone else cry as much as i do

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  • Melancholia



    new bucket list item: sink into a golf course like quicksand

    alternative option: fuck a bride in the sand trap of said golf course on her wedding night

  • Spring Breakers

    Spring Breakers


    would give anything to ingest/snort/smoke some mystery substances on a beach right about now

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  • Tenet



    how you gonna have a cast this hot and none of them fuck, i don’t think so

  • La Haine

    La Haine


    but vinz... who’s gonna be the artistic director of swan lake now???