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  • Stand by Me
  • Rear Window
  • Tremors
  • Uncle Buck

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  • Timecop 2: The Berlin Decision

    ½

  • The Net 2.0

    ½

  • Wrath of Man

    ★★½

  • Zola

    ★★★★½

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  • Batman vs. Robin

    Batman vs. Robin

    ★★★

    Best part was when Nightwing pulled the cape over a 12 year-old's head and repeatedly punched him in the face.

  • Contracted

    Contracted

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    One of the most infuriatingly frustrating films I've seen this year. The premise is genuinely creepy (and gross) but the actions of the entire cast are completely illogical and ridiculous.

    If your vagina is gushing blood and maggots, your eyes are bleeding, your fingernails are falling off, and your hair is coming out in clumps you'd probably go to the hospital right? Apparently not if you're a self-centered twenty-something. In that case, you go to work, then try to win…