• The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies

    The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies

    ★★★★★

    the extended cut is PHENOMENAL, I TOOK WAY TOO LONG TO WATCH IT.

  • Black Christmas

    Black Christmas

    ★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    i would've killed peter myself anyway.

  • Remember Me

    Remember Me

    ★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    just in terms of general storytelling, i don't think will fetters is a very good screenwriter. the ending, on principle? utter garbage.

  • Hush

    Hush

    ★★★★½

    maddie young queen of my heart!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Oculus

    Oculus

    ★★★★

    the way this is actually *the* cinematic prelude to hill house... i adore mike flanagan

  • The Hunger Games

    The Hunger Games

    ★★★★★

    there was a time this movie meant the WORLD to me. and maybe it still does.

  • Under the Silver Lake

    Under the Silver Lake

    why are men like this

  • The Devil All the Time

    The Devil All the Time

    ★★★

    antonio campos needs to stop depressing the shit outta me. but as per usual, i am exceptionally proud of tom holland!! and eliza scanlen? a LEGEND.

  • The King

    The King

    ★★★½

    i made this already-long movie even longer by rewinding all of robert pattinson's scenes right after they happened to just luxuriate in his total and utter clownery

    (but i also love you, timmy. so very very much!!)

  • Uncut Gems

    Uncut Gems

    ★★★★½

    who knew 2+ hours of adam sandler yelling would go this hard

  • The Twilight Saga: Eclipse

    The Twilight Saga: Eclipse

    ★★★

    wait, this isn't as bad as i remember besides IMPRINT? incredible!!

  • Le Bonheur

    Le Bonheur

    ★★★★

    MEN AIN'T SHIT.