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  • The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
  • Terminator 2: Judgment Day
  • The Matrix
  • The Thing

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  • Nobody

    ★★★½

  • Friday the 13th Part VI: Jason Lives

    ★★★½

  • Haunt

    ★★★½

  • The Forever Purge

    ★★½

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  • The Thing

    The Thing

    ★★★★★

    Man, still the best horror film I've ever seen. It's absolutely off-putting how The Thing manages to be so disturbing, so utterly repulsive, and so horrifying even after all these years and after repeated viewings. I swear the practical effects in this film are the best of it's kind that I have seen, it's a shame they're not as common in modern film anymore. The paranoia in this film is just so palpable, and the writing so fluid and natural.…

  • Terminator 2: Judgment Day

    Terminator 2: Judgment Day

    ★★★★★

    With the singular exception of the three Lord of the Rings movies, Terminator 2 is probably my favorite film of all time behind the aforementioned LOTR films. Rewatching this masterpiece was, is, and always will be, a singularly cathartic, almost orgasmic experience for me. I know I dabble a lot in hyperbole, but for me personally, quite seriously, Terminator 2 is a fundamentally perfect movie.

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  • Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter

    Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter

    ★★★

    2/32 of Hooptober

    Every time I watch a Friday the 13th movie I am just waiting for the ridiculousness to finally arrive, it's a like a carnival ride that never peaks. Everyone keeps telling me about how absurd and cartoonish of a killer Jason becomes, but every film up until this one has just been so tame, and in reality just a cheap rehash of the plot of the films it succeeds, the same formula of "Hey, we're hot young…

  • Scream 4

    Scream 4

    ★★★½

    1/32 of Hooptober

    Better than Scream 3, worse than the first two. Has your typical meta commentary, goofy ghostface chases and gore typical of the franchise, this time a bit amped up, but by this entry the meta commentary on horror films and the films attempt to be self-aware while trying to sell off Sidney living through another massacre for the 4th time as if that isn't ridiculous, feels a bit dragged out, though that's likely part of the point.

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  • Before the Flood

    Before the Flood

    ★★★

    In this film, we see Leonardo DiCaprio fly around the world in his expensive helicopters and private jets to impoverished countries and look concerned and rub his chin.

    An important documentary with an important message, no doubt about it. Climate Change is probably the greatest and most important challenge that we as a human species face today. It's nice to see someone as famous as Leonardo DiCaprio tackle the subject, since sometimes people require such a figure to grab their…

  • A Clockwork Orange

    A Clockwork Orange

    ★★★★★

    FUCK.

    How do I review this movie? How do I sit down and talk about what I just saw? I do not know how to review this movie, so excuse me if I don't go into humongous detail here, for A Clockwork Orange is perhaps one of the most thought-provoking yet downright violent and vulgar films I have seen in a very, very long time, a movie that is 2 hours and 15 minutes long yet feels way shorter than…